i’m funnier in real life but also uglier
I was telling some guests like FOUR HOURS AGO that I would buy an Elsa dress if they fit me. We were talking about how all the Frozen stuff everywhere is sold out.
M: Random fact about me.
I have been craving cherry pie for about a month now
- A: Age.
- B: Where I'm from.
- C: Where I would like to live.
- D: Favourite food.
- E: Religion.
- F: Sexual orientation.
- G: Single/taken.
- H: Favourite book.
- I: Eye colour.
- J: Favourite movie.
- K: Favourite TV show.
- L: Favourite band/singer.
- M: Random fact about me.
- N: Favorite day of the year.
- O: Favourite colour.
- P: If I have any pets; if so, their names.
- Q: What I'm listening to right now.
- R: Last movie I've watched.
- S: What's my ringtone.
- T: Favourite male character from a TV show.
- U: Favourite female character from a TV show.
- V: What my name means.
- W: Favourite superhero.
- X: Celebrity crush.
- Y: My birthday.
- Z: Ever self-harmed?
From now on i’ll only accept anon hate in morse code
You better watch your fucking tone or i’m calling the cops
I just want to lay in a pile of warm laundry and eat bread
Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced